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Joseph Robinson

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Biography:

As one-half of the Fish Jelly duo, Joseph is known for his spoiler-filled recaps and scathing beauty commentary. Once a celebrity hairstylist, he now spends his time creating YouTube videos, complaining about bad wigs and unnecessarily long running times. Joseph is a native Los Angelino where he currently resides with his husband and hairless cat

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Crime 101 (2026) 86% 3.5/5 EDIT “With a star-studded cast and gorgeous cinematography, Crime 101 is a tense, stylish heist caper that leaves you wishing for even more — perhaps as a miniseries.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 13, 2026 Full Review The Mortuary Assistant (2026) 41% 1.5/5 EDIT “The Mortuary Assistant feels like being plopped into the middle of a weird conversation in a language you're not completely fluent in.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 13, 2026 Full Review Wuthering Heights (2026) 59% 4/5 EDIT “A pared-down Wuthering Heights that delivers enough campy drama and tragic passion to warm this cold heart.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 9, 2026 Full Review Relationship Goals (2026) 23% 1/5 EDIT “Even setting aside the religious propaganda, Relationship Goals is a corny, awkward rom-com with clunky dialogue, stiff performances, and a troubling view of women’s worth — though the soundtrack is lovely.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 8, 2026 Full Review Whistle (2025) 60% 3.5/5 EDIT “Though echoes of other films linger, Whistle distinguishes itself with unnerving scares, visceral gore, a standout soundtrack, and a refreshing queer narrative.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 6, 2026 Full Review Melania (2026) 11% 1.5/5 EDIT “More PR campaign than personal portrait, Melania is an astonishingly dull documentary that masquerades as a glamorous immigrant story while offering little insight beyond carefully curated image-making.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 6, 2026 Full Review Dracula (2025) 52% 1.5/5 EDIT “Luc Besson's Dracula plays like one of the fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder made feature-length, but it's ridiculous enough to eventually earn cult status.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 3, 2026 Full Review Tell Me Everything (2026) 75% 3.5/5 EDIT “Tell Me Everything is a quietly engaging father-son drama, lifted by strong performances and an excellent soundtrack.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 2, 2026 Full Review If I Go Will They Miss Me (2026) 96% 3.5/5 EDIT “Danielle Brooks anchors this touching, visually inventive story with a tender, emotionally charged performance.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 1, 2026 Full Review Carousel (2026) 70% 2.5/5 EDIT “Carousel paints a portrait of tightly wound middle-aged lives that may strain credibility, but still carries the pleasant, familiar rhythms of a ’90s-style comfort drama.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 1, 2026 Full Review Moses the Black (2026) 23% 1.5/5 EDIT “Too literal to be moving and too sloppy to be compelling, Moses the Black is undone by an overly ambitious plot, shaky performances, rough cinematography, and questionable dialogue.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 30, 2026 Full Review Josephine (2026) 97% 2.5/5 EDIT “Josephine is certainly bold and attention-grabbing, though it struggles to justify the spotlight.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 30, 2026 Full Review Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story (2026) 94% 4/5 EDIT “Paralyzed by Hope is exactly what you'd want from this kind of story—intimate access, sharp humor, real poignancy, and rich archival footage.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 29, 2026 Full Review Send Help (2026) 93% 3.5/5 EDIT “With Rachel McAdams’ wickedly fun performance and Sam Raimi’s comedic horror touch, Send Help pulls off its Misery-meets-Swept Away premise beautifully.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 28, 2026 Full Review Natchez (2025) 100% 4.5/5 EDIT “Natchez is a hauntingly compelling look at the beauty and brutality of America’s past.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 28, 2026 Full Review The Moment (2026) 63% 3/5 EDIT “Charli XCX shines in this gritty, darkly humorous look at artistic integrity versus corporate pressure—though The Moment loses some momentum when it matters most.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 28, 2026 Full Review Return to Silent Hill (2026) 19% 1.5/5 EDIT “Inspired horror peeks through, but Return to Silent Hill is undone by stiff acting, overused effects, bad wigs, and a frustratingly foolish lead.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 24, 2026 Full Review Mercy (2026) 24% 2.5/5 EDIT “Even with a dreadful script, Mercy moves fast enough to hold your attention — once.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 22, 2026 Full Review Killer Whale (2026) 20% 0.5/5 EDIT “A ridiculous premise crying out for camp, Killer Whale is oddly humorless, void of thrills, and dragged down by bargain-bin visuals.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 16, 2026 Full Review The Rip (2026) 79% 2.5/5 EDIT “Apparently, The Rip has a remarkable true story buried inside it, but it drags to the good part and gets lost in muddled chaos along the way.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 16, 2026 Full Review 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) 92% 4/5 EDIT “More violent, more affecting, and more memorable than its predecessor, The Bone Temple is elevated by Ralph Fiennes’ unforgettable turn.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 15, 2026 Full Review A Private Life (2025) 81% 3.5/5 EDIT “Jodie Foster shines in A Private Life, a deceptively gripping character study masquerading as a thriller.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 14, 2026 Full Review Lover Girl (1997) 2/5 EDIT “Lover Girl may be scrappy, but its disturbing story never feels legitimate, undone by ugly visuals, clunky dialogue, and questionable acting.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 12, 2026 Full Review Greenland 2: Migration (2026) 49% 1.5/5 EDIT “A ludicrous, corny post-apocalyptic fairy tale road trip, Greenland 2: Migration struggles to justify its own existence.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 9, 2026 Full Review Primate (2025) 78% 2.5/5 EDIT “Primate piles on the brutality, but without tension or logic, its thin plot can’t hold the carnage together.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 9, 2026 Full Review
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