Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
97%
B-
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“"Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie" should delight longtime believers while leaving curious newcomers amused, confused, and maybe just a little bit charmed.” –
The Only Critic
Feb 13, 2026
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Crime 101 (2026)
86%
C
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“The problem is not that "Crime 101" borrows from familiar territory. It’s that it never finds the panache or personality needed to elevate material we’ve all seen before. ” –
The Only Critic
Feb 13, 2026
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Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (2025)
84%
B
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“Despite its bloated 134-minute runtime and occasionally scattered storytelling, there’s enough invention and weirdness here to make the ride worthwhile. ” –
The Only Critic
Feb 12, 2026
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Melania (2026)
11%
D-
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“Even the most devoted fans are unlikely to discover anything here that could not be gleaned from a quick Wikipedia search. ” –
The Only Critic
Feb 11, 2026
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Wuthering Heights (2026)
60%
B
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“The film will undoubtedly divide audiences. Some will be enthralled by its audacity and sensual energy, while others may recoil from its messy characterization and narrative shortcuts.” –
The Only Critic
Feb 10, 2026
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The Moment (2026)
63%
B
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“Like the pop star at its center, “The Moment” is chaotic, messy, self-aware, and occasionally exhausting, yet undeniably ambitious.” –
The Only Critic
Feb 9, 2026
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The Strangers: Chapter 3 (2026)
18%
D-
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“I imagine the creators of 2008’s sleeper hit “The Strangers” never envisioned that nearly two decades later their lean, terrifying premise would be stretched into a trilogy of meandering and creatively bankrupt sequels. ” –
The Only Critic
Feb 8, 2026
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Iron Lung (2026)
61%
C
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“Trimming at least thirty minutes from the final cut would not have betrayed the game’s structure. It likely would have honored it better, while keeping non-diehard fans more engaged.” –
The Only Critic
Feb 1, 2026
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Send Help (2026)
93%
B
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“"Send Help" may wobble as it unravels, but it ultimately sticks the landing, largely on sheer craft and nerve.
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The Only Critic
Jan 27, 2026
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Mercy (2026)
24%
D-
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“I would like to officially welcome back the "January" movie.” –
The Only Critic
Jan 23, 2026
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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
92%
B+
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“This fourth entry actively subverts expectations, balancing bursts of deadpan humor with the lingering cruelty of a world still very much capable of destroying itself. ” –
The Only Critic
Jan 16, 2026
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The Rip (2026)
79%
B-
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“Testosterone pumps through its veins, even as the pileup of double-crosses and red herrings in the final act nearly unravels everything the film has worked to establish.” –
The Only Critic
Jan 16, 2026
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Greenland 2: Migration (2026)
49%
C+
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“Where the original film thrived on its sense of panic and emotional relatability, "Migration" feels curiously hollow.” –
The Only Critic
Jan 9, 2026
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Primate (2025)
78%
B
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“ "Primate" sticks to the basics and wisely avoids overthinking its simple but sturdy premise.” –
The Only Critic
Jan 6, 2026
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Song Sung Blue (2025)
78%
C+
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“The musical sequences are naturally where the movie shines brightest, but my goodness, the moment these Jackman and Hudson step off the stage, everything around the movie crumbles faster than a Lifetime movie. ” –
The Only Critic
Dec 19, 2025
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Marty Supreme (2025)
94%
A
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“It is equal parts thrilling and confounding, powered by some of the best stunt casting in recent memory and a hyper-kinetic, barnstorming lead performance from Timothée Chalamet.” –
The Only Critic
Dec 19, 2025
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The Housemaid (2025)
74%
B
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“"The Housemaid" is high camp executed with confidence. It’s the kind of movie that plays best with an audience willing to lean in rather than lean back. ” –
The Only Critic
Dec 17, 2025
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Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)
66%
B+
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“At a time when the theatrical moviegoing experience feels perpetually on the brink of collapse, James Cameron once again rides in like a king returning to his throne.” –
The Only Critic
Dec 16, 2025
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
92%
B+
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““Wake Up Dead Man” flirts with existential questions about faith, purpose, and identity, and it finds surprising weight in the idea of extracting meaning from spiritual and emotional collapse.” –
The Only Critic
Dec 11, 2025
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Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025)
16%
C
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“The problem, once again, is that none of this makes any logical sense. “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” operates on a dream logic that feels less like intentional surrealism and more like basic storytelling negligence. ” –
The Only Critic
Dec 9, 2025
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Jay Kelly (2025)
75%
D+
EDIT
“Ultimately, "Jay Kelly" feels like the kind of overindulgent Oscar bait that a fictional studio exec might fall asleep to in a screening room.” –
The Only Critic
Dec 4, 2025
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Zootopia 2 (2025)
91%
B-
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“It is admirable, and the dad jokes hit more often than not, but the film never digs deep enough to feel substantial. It is pleasant, but also strangely disposable.” –
The Only Critic
Nov 26, 2025
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Eternity (2025)
76%
B
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“Underneath the logistical wobbliness is something undeniably tender, "Eternity" digs into what we define as love, purpose, and the weight of shared history.” –
The Only Critic
Nov 26, 2025
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Rental Family (2025)
87%
C
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“Fraser is warm, grounded, and compelling, and it’s good to see him back in full leading-man form. I just wish the movie around him had the courage to look its own ideas in the eye. ” –
The Only Critic
Nov 21, 2025
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Train Dreams (2025)
95%
A-
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“The cinematography captures golden-hour landscapes, paired with a somber score and crisp, comforting narration that wraps around you like a warm blanket. It makes you want to step into the frame and see the world as Robert sees it.” –
The Only Critic
Nov 19, 2025
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